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(kanker)flikker - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
kankah-flicker |
| Literally |
fag (with cancer) |
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(kanker-/tering-/tyfus-) lijer - [edit] |
| Literally |
sick person |
Practical
Usage |
This is one of the strongest expressions in Dutch and should be used with utmost caution or maybe just don't (you have to be extremely angry in order to justify the use).
Basically you are saying that the person has or should get respectively cancer, consumption (TBC) or typhus.
Calling someone a "kankerlijer" is equivalent to call someone a "cunt". Calling someone any other diseases would be equivalent to calling someone "asshole", "dickhead", "dickwad", "bitch" etc.
It can be used for both men & women. |
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eet stront - [edit] |
| Literally |
eat shit |
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eikel - [edit] |
| Literally |
dickhead |
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godverdomme - [edit] |
| Literally |
god damit |
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godverdomme - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
god-ver-dom-me |
| Literally |
god damn me |
Practical
Usage |
You screwed up big time. This might make you feel better afterwards. |
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hoer - [edit] |
| Literally |
whore |
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hoerenjong - [edit] |
| Literally |
literally: son of a whore |
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homo / pot - [edit] |
| Literally |
faggot |
Practical
Usage |
Whoever uses poot labels himself as a homophobe. It is both very vulgar and outmoded. |
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hou je bek - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
how yuh back |
| Literally |
hold your mouth |
Practical
Usage |
bek" is slang for mouth, basically it means "shut up! |
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je moeder's schaamlipcorrectie - [edit] |
| Literally |
your mom's labia correction |
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kanker aap - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
kahnker aap |
| Literally |
kanker=cancer aap=monkey |
Practical
Usage |
often used against black poeple... don't use this word
#cancer is very often used in dutch swearing, just put cancer before something and you have a dutch swearing word!
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kankerhoer - [edit] |
| Literally |
whore with cancer |
Practical
Usage |
This is almost the worst thing you can say, so be very careful with this one. |
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klootzak - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
klohtzahk |
| Literally |
lit. scrotum or ballbag, equiv. asshole |
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kontebonker - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
conterbonker |
| Literally |
ass fucker |
Practical
Usage |
describes a gay |
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kontneukende kut - [edit] |
| Literally |
ass fucking cunt |
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krijg kanker - [edit] |
| Literally |
get cancer |
Practical
Usage |
mostly said in VMBO |
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kus mijn hol - [edit] |
| Literally |
kiss my ass |
Practical
Usage |
kus mijn hol #bartsipmpson |
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kus mijn kloten - [edit] |
| Literally |
kiss my balls (variation) |
Practical
Usage |
usually said to a doctor after a checkup |
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kutwijf - [edit] |
| Literally |
literally translated as 'cunt woman' -means: cunt, bitch |
Practical
Usage |
'Kutwijf' (cunt, bitch) is one of the common swearwords (like bitch really), you dont have to be really angry to say it, but its seen as a very rude word. |
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lik mijn reet - [edit] |
| Literally |
lick my ass (variation) |
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loop naar de maan! / ga fietsen! - [edit] |
| Literally |
get lost / go away |
Practical
Usage |
lit. run to the moon! / go cycling! |
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lul - [edit] |
| Literally |
limp dick |
Practical
Usage |
Something Mark Rutte (prime minister) always has |
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moeder neuker - [edit] |
| Literally |
mother fucker |
Practical
Usage |
To call someone an mother fucker |
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mongool - [edit] |
| Literally |
retard |
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muts - [edit] |
| Literally |
cap |
Practical
Usage |
Refers to the female private parts. Minor insult, sometimes even used in a more friendly way. Often used in combination, eg 'Stomme muts' (=stupid woman) |
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natnek - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
naatneck (keep 'a' a bit longer) |
| Literally |
wet neck |
Practical
Usage |
to identify a guy person. Not that strong, half funny. |
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nerd - [edit] |
| Literally |
nerd |
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neuk je moeder - [edit] |
| Literally |
fuck your mom |
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paarden lul zuiger - [edit] |
| Literally |
horse dick lover |
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rotzak - [edit] |
| Literally |
scoundrel |
Practical
Usage |
An insult towards a person who you develop ill feelings for |
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schijtlaars/ schijterd - [edit] |
| Literally |
shitbird |
Practical
Usage |
Holy Toledo, so glad I cilkced on this site first! |
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slet - [edit] |
| Literally |
slut |
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slettebak - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
slettuh-bock |
| Literally |
not possible |
Practical
Usage |
to identify a loose girl. This noun can also be used as a verb: "Kijk, Laura is weer aan't slettebakken" - Look, Laura is trying to flirt with someone. Slettebakken is a bit stronger than flirting though. |
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smeerlap - [edit] |
| Pronounced |
sum-eer (like in eerie) laah-p |
| Literally |
dirtbag |
Practical
Usage |
Not very strong or horrible to say, usually used for pedophiles and dirty people in general.
"Die gast versierde mijn zusje laatst nog, wat een smeerlap!" - "That guy hit on my sister the other day, what a dirtbag!"
"Pat is een smeerlap, hij stinkt." - "Pat is a dirtbag, he smells/stinks." |
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smoel dicht/ bek houden - [edit] |
| Literally |
shut the fuck up |
Practical
Usage |
to make some one shut up |
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stuk stront - [edit] |
| Literally |
piece of shit |
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sukkel - [edit] |
| Literally |
loser |
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teef - [edit] |
| Literally |
bitch |
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teringeikel - [edit] |
| Literally |
"tuberculosis glans" |
Practical
Usage |
Can be compared with the English: "Dickhead" |
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